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Jack Handey V/O: One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down.". He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the.

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03.16.91. Children need encouragement, so if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling. 03.21.92. Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion, or the tiger, or even the elephant.

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"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey was an icon of Saturday Night Live in the 1990's. Now Jack Handey has written a novel, "The Stench of Honolulu." He talks to host Rachel Martin about the book, his.

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Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired. Paperback - Illustrated, June 1, 1992. by Jack Handey (Author) 4.4 285 ratings. See all formats and editions. A national bestselling collection of comedian Jack Handey's "Deep Thoughts"—short, funny observations on life that were shown in between sketches on Saturday Night Live.

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Jack Handey offers his deep thoughts on how to get rid of a Thanksgiving dinner you don't want to eat. [Season 17, 1992]#SNL #ThankfulforSNLSubscribe to SNL:.

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Watch Saturday Night Live Clip: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey - NBC.com Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey CLIP 01/16/93 Details Jack Handey's deep thoughts on flying back through time. Comedy.

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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey is a book that holds some of the funniest and most absurd segments from the Saturday Night Live years. Here are some of the most memorable ones: "If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact."

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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Jack Handey V/O: Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side

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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey - SNL Transcripts Tonight For Die Hard Saturday Night Live Fans Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey 4.7 ( 3) Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Jack Handey V/O: When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us.

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Deep Thoughts: Santa vs. Superman - SNL - YouTube 0:00 / 0:54 Deep Thoughts: Santa vs. Superman - SNL Saturday Night Live 13.6M subscribers Subscribe 150 44K views 9 years ago #SNL.

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On SNL Deep Thoughts was an interstitial segment between sketches that was introduced by Phil Hartman and read live by Handey (neither actually appeared on screen). Handey's one-liners proved to be extremely popular. Hartman would intone "And now, Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey…" and peaceful easy listening music would play while the.

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0:00 / 1:02 Deep Thoughts: Mankind - Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live 13.9M subscribers Subscribe Subscribed 617 Share 113K views 10 years ago Subscribe to SaturdayNightLive:.

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Jack Handey Quotes From 'Deep Thoughts' Here is a list of one liners from book Saturday Night Live 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handey. 30. "I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Jack Handey, 'Deep Thoughts'. 31. "When I met the family from Japan, they all bowed.

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Jack Handey (born February 25, 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey", a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts, and for his deadpan delivery. [1]